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18

Jul

derezzed.: is have much humor

symphonist:

Latvian Jokes
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Joke:
Three men are in ship. One Latvian, one Russian, one Lithuanian. Lithuanian take out one bottle wodka. Russian kill Lithuanian, then drink wodka. Then Latvian wait until Russian drink self to sleep, then kill. Is end.

Joke:
Janis: I hope my son does not die…

12

Feb

04

Dec

thegirlwiththeequalistglove:

I will always, always, reblog this. It never ceases to make me laugh

(Source: thefrogman.me)

29

Aug

When I get back to school and try to do work

10

Aug

When someone makes a comment about my body when I’m in a bikini

31

Jul

Everything sounds better when you add "but everything changed when the fire nation attacked" at the end of a sentence.

Harry Potter:
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
The Hunger Games:
When I was younger, I scared my mother to death, the things I would blurt out about District 12, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Game of Thrones:
The morning had dawned clear and cold, with a crispness that hinted at the end of summer, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Edgar Allan Poe:
'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door' but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
The Bible:
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.